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Hello, and congratulations. You have successfully found your way to the "Stuff" section of the official AshCity website. To see if you've won anything, look to your left immediately. If you see a pink elephant sharing strawberries and whipped cream with the Queen of England while riding in a small child's wagon, then please contact us to receive your prize. If you didn't look left and just kept reading, please click your browsers Back button, then come back and try again. If you looked to the left and didn't see a pink elephant sharing strawberries and whipped cream with the Queen of England while riding in a small child's wagon, thanks for being a good sport and skip down to the next paragraph to keep reading. If you looked left after you were told to go back, we're a little disappointed in you. But since we are very forgiving people, and we don't want to piss off anyone who actually read this far into our website, please continue reading below.
WHAT IS STUFF?
This section of the website will be dedicated to any ramblings, thoughts, comments, analogies, essays, poems, drawings, riddles, anecdotes, prophecies, editorials, inspirational sayings, lyrics, ideas, scribblings, sounds, questions and answers, lists, graphics or animations, articles, definitions, directions, critiques or general musings that we as a band, either individually or collectively, might have. Some of the opinions expressed in the following might be contributions from outside sources, and do not necessarily reflect those opinions of AshCity (but probably do)...
CAN I HAVE STUFF?
The answer to this question is quite simple -- yes. Everyone can have stuff. We at AshCity do not want to trick you into thinking that only people in or directly involved with AshCity can have stuff. Now, some of you might want to know if your stuff can be put up here. Well, if it isn't poor quality we might -- but we rarely get the chance to put our own stuff up here, so please give us a little time.
CAN WE SEE SOME STUFF PLEASE?
Since you asked nicely, we'd be happy to share our stuff with you. We might be a little slow getting things up, but check back periodically to see if anything new has been added (or don't, if you want to be a big jerk...) So here it goes -- STUFF!
What's In a Name? written by Dale
To Someone I Used To Know... written by John
Steven Wright Quotes - FUNNY!! (submitted by Goz)
Tired of E-mail Chain Letters? (submitted by Goz)